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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33207) - you deserved it (3245)

On 12/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money....

Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)

#5 - On 12/04/2010 at 6:26am by xFusionBluex

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Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...

#7 - On 12/04/2010 at 6:44am by Liips

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