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Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11376) - you deserved it (22596)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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and his community service is cleaning windows!

#15 - On 11/23/2010 at 6:45am by Sparta480BC

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YDI for even considering saying yes to Edward Cullen.

#38 - On 11/23/2010 at 11:17am by allmidnighteyes

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