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Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24608) - you deserved it (5964)

On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Natalie, Melissa, pretty much the same thing if you ask me. It's either that or she has alter egos.

#3 - On 11/20/2010 at 2:06am by shadyecko

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You've have a crush on a girl for 2 years who you obviously have never spoken to because you knew her name but she had so little knowledge of you that she gave you a fake name. I have 2 words for you that I think will be in your near future, Restraining Order

#17 - On 11/20/2010 at 2:24am by Queen_of_Night

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