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Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML


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On 11/12/2010 at 9:06am - love - by Samipearl - United States (Georgia)

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I would've laughed, too. It's ice. It melted and you had no problems but an over-reaction. What did you expect him to do after the fact?

#1 - On 11/12/2010 at 1:00pm by ImaginaryFoe

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WTF did you do to get his attention? Wave? Clear your throat politely? Send a text message? Smack the shit out of the sucker, or just lie down and die like a dainty little wimp.

#6 - On 11/12/2010 at 1:05pm by aback

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