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Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16017) - you deserved it (27015)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for fucking up a hockey game.

#2 - On 10/28/2010 at 6:23pm by Dearknon

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When it's boy time, it's time to leave them in their world...

#3 - On 10/28/2010 at 6:24pm by Selena_is_back

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