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Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape and going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36943) - you deserved it (3200)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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You see? Now THIS is a boyfriend FML. None of this 'he said this, I feel a tad embaressed/sad'.

#7 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:17pm by suppressed08

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Why would an adult want to sleep with a child? Your boyfriend is sick and you should stay as far away as possible. Children are not appealing.

#9 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:19pm by FFML_314

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