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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

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WTF? birthing hips?

#2 - On 10/18/2010 at 9:49am by finallyfreemaria

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Would you have preferred, "Because none of them would have me, so I settled for you?"

You do know this bf/gf, love, romance, marriage, etc. business is fundamentally about procreation, right? He jus' sayin' that he wants to spread his seed into you because he expects with your big, wide hips, you'll be able to pop out lots of replicas of him. It's a compliment, but a selfish one at that.

#22 - On 10/18/2010 at 10:12am by perdix

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