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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

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WTF? birthing hips?

#2 - On 10/18/2010 at 9:49am by finallyfreemaria

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Hey, at least he seems to be in it for the long haul. : )

#7 - On 10/18/2010 at 9:54am by paprikacha

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