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Today, my fiancé proposed to me. I was really excited until he asked, "Can we go halfsies on the ring?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22235) - you deserved it (3883)

On 10/18/2010 at 1:28am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Wow I am so dumb. When I first read this FML, I thought it meant to half the ring and have half each. I read 5 comments until I realized what it really meant. I am a total failure.

#8 - On 10/18/2010 at 6:16am by InDenial

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you should dump him just for saying "halfsies"

#22 - On 10/18/2010 at 6:33am by rockhound

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