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Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33451) - you deserved it (6196)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Wow really YDI. Stop comparing your boyfriend to other people its wrong. I hate when people do that. If you don't like the way your boyfriend acts tell him, ever thought of that. If his attitude doesnt change dump him.

#17 - On 08/23/2010 at 12:50pm by BoyBeyond

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ouch FYL

#1 - On 08/23/2010 at 12:44pm by puppy92

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