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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31958) - you deserved it (2988)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - love - by justmylife (woman) - United States (Florida)

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that's so pathetic! he needs to grow up and grow some...

#4 - On 08/21/2010 at 6:48am by georggx

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Well then maybe hun, you should call his house and ask his dad to let him know he's a douche.

#17 - On 08/21/2010 at 7:19am by baby_gurl2405

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