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Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

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She's an idiot; it will take a lot less time for you to snip the sequins off than it did for her to sew them on. She SHOULD have poured glitter over all your clothes instead...that shit's like herpes.

#12 - On 08/05/2010 at 5:29pm by evilplatypus

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I sense a twilight fan

#4 - On 08/05/2010 at 5:17pm by christa953

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