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Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31907) - you deserved it (3354)

On 07/27/2010 at 9:56am - love - by nu_ravers_101 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

#8 - On 07/27/2010 at 1:11pm by ArtIsResistance7

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Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP.
But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

#12 - On 07/27/2010 at 1:23pm by rawrkira

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