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Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49322) - you deserved it (7896)

On 04/22/2009 at 12:09am - love - by misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

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