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Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML


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On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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:'( do it anyway. he's a jerk.

#1 - On 07/22/2010 at 10:09am by s89gtr89

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Fuck the old coot. Your marrying his daughter, not her father.

And look at it this way, the worst thing you could do to him is marry his daughter, make her happy and completely ignore him. If he hates you that much then it will kill him to see you doing all that well. ;-)

#12 - On 07/22/2010 at 10:18am by Jimboom

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