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Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46237) - you deserved it (2525)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

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