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Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79586) - you deserved it (6558)

On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

#2 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:41am by alien_bow

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#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

#4 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:44am by imagineyesterday

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