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Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65884) - you deserved it (4532)

On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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