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Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML


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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Smart kid. You should prepare to learn a lot from him!

#2 - On 04/08/2010 at 6:09am by Sooz

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Never knew a kid could be that smart.

#5 - On 04/08/2010 at 6:10am by sleekRelease

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