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Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML


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On 03/02/2010 at 1:21pm - kids - by kansasgirl (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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ouch,what rude neighbors >:O

#6 - On 03/02/2010 at 5:40pm by yoitssabrina

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my son ran out door at that age also. he thought it was funny

#13 - On 03/02/2010 at 5:47pm by pinayxine

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