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Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15847) - you deserved it (3345)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:21pm - kids - by kansasgirl (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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doesn't seem like your life sucks that bad. people fall all the time what's so bad about yours?

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 5:36pm by d4nc3r

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ouch,what rude neighbors >:O

#6 - On 03/02/2010 at 5:40pm by yoitssabrina

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