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Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20126) - you deserved it (2561)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm - kids - by moneyman22 - United States (New York)

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that's your parents fault for failing to teach their kid how to behave.

#9 - On 03/01/2010 at 5:20pm by IAMLALA

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You should throw toys right back at him until he either learns not to fuck with you or he goes unconscious.

#4 - On 03/01/2010 at 5:10pm by MattCole

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