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Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23720) - you deserved it (3612)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

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IDK how to break it to you easy... I think your daughter is becoming a slut.

#9 - On 02/19/2010 at 7:17pm by warriorsoul

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easy remedy fire the douche!!

#3 - On 02/19/2010 at 7:11pm by spyrogyro

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