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Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21384) - you deserved it (3604)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

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