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Today, my son learned about various animals in school, and how they urinate to mark their territory. Apparently, the entire second floor of my house is now my son's territory. FML

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On 02/07/2010 at 7:35pm - kids - by grrrr - United States

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Pee on him right back.
That'll show who's boss.

#5 - On 02/08/2010 at 3:40am by Endymion

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It's not his fault if everyone's always telling kids to apply what they learn in school.

#11 - On 02/08/2010 at 4:05am by Yulia

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