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Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23011) - you deserved it (2930)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:53pm - kids - by 102496 - Sent from mobile version

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sad but children will be children. this is the same child from who u love to hear, "I love u mummy."
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#1 - On 02/05/2010 at 3:14am by adi2

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YDI for imposing patriarchical notions of beauty to a little girl

#17 - On 02/05/2010 at 3:27am by sallybobally

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