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Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12836) - you deserved it (3595)

On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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