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Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (2170)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:55pm - kids - by jmitch1209 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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