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Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28028) - you deserved it (3349)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:55pm - kids - by jmitch1209 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

#8 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:23pm by FernandoTorres

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#2 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:11pm by HanaxD

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