Today, I was potty training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then proceeded to pee and poop on it. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 12:55pm - kids - by jmitch1209 (woman) - United States (Oregon)
(0)#58- a potty is just a little bowl. you can't flush it. and why the fuck were *you* potty training your nephew????
#86 - On 06/23/2010 at 10:56pm by happy_animal_lov
(0)no one gives a shit if ur first or fourth or watever so shut tha fuck up
#6 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:18pm by packerboy1280
(0)agreed...it only works if you put your spot THEN put a comment relevant to the OP.
#17 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:42pm by efil_ym_kcuf
(0)jealos of wat being the 1st to comment who gives a shit
#20 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:50pm by packerboy1280
(0)ummm i have a life n i dont care what number i am 2 post a comment unlike sum peeple n also who cares bout spelling on a fml comment
#32 - On 01/28/2010 at 7:00pm by packerboy1280
(+1)Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.
#8 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:23pm by FernandoTorres
(0)Hahaha, the "as soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece" part made me laugh. :P
The OP's a woman though.
(0)actually...there are lots of honorable women out there, including my aunt, who take in their nieces and nephews...due to these women having asses for brothers and sister-in-laws who pass away young...
#19 - On 01/28/2010 at 5:49pm by efil_ym_kcuf
(0)i was wondering the same thing razz, isn't it teh parents responsibility?
#45 - On 01/28/2010 at 9:24pm by nurgletr0n
(0)I have a friend who watches both of her nephews during the day in exchange for free room and board. Maybe she just takes care of him during the day?
(0)well at least he hasn't learned how to drop things down the toilet and flush them down the toilet... Ive experienced this unfortunately
(0)how did he pee and poop and you just watched him do it without stopping him? at some point you think the OP would pick it up.
(0)I wonder how many people would totally rage/troll the OP if the OP was a man and not a woman?
#25 - On 01/28/2010 at 6:09pm by LifeSuxLots
(0)If he's sitting on the toilet, how do you knock your phone into it? His body is covering the hole.
#26 - On 01/28/2010 at 6:16pm by CurtisTheGreat
(0)Children being potty trained are quite small. If OP was training him on an adult toilet (as opposed to a plastic kiddie potty), he will not cover the entire hole.
#29 - On 01/28/2010 at 6:20pm by boatkicker
(0)but it says the child knocked it in, which makes even less sense. would the kid even be able to reach that far given theyre at toilet training age, and even if they could, what kind of irrational flailing spasm would cause them to knock it...into the toilet. it doesnt make sense, running it through my head its just an unexplainable action, anyone wanna rationalise it for me?
#62 - On 01/29/2010 at 1:29am by organisedchaos
(+1)simple.. he's a psycic. he read her mind with his super powers and waited for the best opportunity and WHAM. take a crap on the phone. thats what you get for stealing his thunder and ignoring him while he's trying to take a ginormous crap that will inevitably back up the plumbing and growl at you from afar... :D
(0)give the person a break. i mean if we were in those situations, we would want to pick up the phone. she waz taking time from her schedule and helping the kid learn to poop. Its not like she was like "fuck him, i want my phone" it just happened to ring and she tried to pick it up
#33 - On 01/28/2010 at 7:29pm by snoopymarine44
(0)how the hell did he manage, to drop the phone into the damn toilet. If he was sitting down on the damn thing?
Cheap Ass FML...
#37 - On 01/28/2010 at 7:47pm by fish_roxxx
(0)how the fuck can anyone say that she/he or anybody like this deserves it if you say dat you are fucked up
#42 - On 01/28/2010 at 8:54pm by deepdiver999
(0)OMG I woulda been soooo mad, that really sucks :(
#53 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:49pm by brunette4life
(0)Just out of curiosity, why are you potty-training your nephew? I just can't see anyone jumping at the chance to volunteer for that. I hope the parents are paying you well, seeing as they can't be bothered to do it themselves.
#54 - On 01/28/2010 at 10:55pm by Back_In_Action
(+1)Why the hell would your phone be anywhere near the toilet? Or did you mean cellphone and he knocked it off your hand, and into the toilet, when you went to pick it from its sleave attached to your pants?
And anyway as mentionned by others.. why didn't you just pick up up to prevent him from doing his business as soon as you saw it drop into the toilet? And if it was a cellphone.. how close did you stand to him?? No wonder it took him 20 minutes to do his business, with you standing so damn close to him! you were intimidating him, poor little guy!
#57 - On 01/28/2010 at 11:34pm by marc_with_a_c
(0)That sucks, but HEY! He went on the potty! If you were truely potty training, this is exciting news...Sorry about your phone though
#59 - On 01/28/2010 at 11:54pm by LoveIsASong_eddi
(0)how did he knock it in the toilet if he was in the toilet? and if he was standing, how did he manage to pee on it then squeeze off and sit down then poop that spontaneously. either he's very talented for just bein potty trained or your lying... I'm going with the latter.
(0)how did u drop it in the toilet if he was sitting on it? stupid.
#76 - On 01/30/2010 at 3:26pm by karmasunshine
(0)geez and now your posting with your phone. you make me feel dirty just reading this. for real chop of yours hands and buy a new phone.
(0)you should've given him plums or something so he went right away ROFLMAO
#81 - On 03/07/2010 at 7:31pm by trumpetGIRL12345
(0)if you had beat the shit out of him it wouldn't be all over ur phone
#82 - On 03/11/2010 at 10:42pm by trumpetGIRL12345
(0)I wouldn't be standing at the toilet 20 minutes.
#85 - On 05/28/2010 at 4:00pm by hassenpfeffermmm
