Poopoo peepee and Kids: Pooped out

Pooped out

By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month old nephew who hasn't pooped in 2 days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolls over and pees on my new carpet. I roll him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2010 23:23

Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

HanaxD 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:11

Ew.

Comments

viper63 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:52

lol now you know what to do to get him going

Jason_Q 4

Friday 29 January 2010 2:30

If he would have knocked my Google phone in there I woulda screamed. :O

drewrox 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:44

aunt and uncle would be buying you new phone

deepdiver999 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:54

how the **** can anyone say that she/he or anybody like this deserves it if you say dat you are ****** up

jhowe72192 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:16

miserable fail lol

Trooth 13

Friday 29 January 2010 4:22

oh man ewes disgusting. some nephew you got there. fyl for sure.

ant123 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:33

this is more funny than sad

brunette4life 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:49

OMG I woulda been soooo mad, that really sucks :(

911lovesme 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:59

Wow he must have planed to do that

marc_with_a_c 3

Friday 29 January 2010 5:34

Why the hell would your phone be anywhere near the toilet? Or did you mean cellphone and he knocked it off your hand, and into the toilet, when you went to pick it from its sleave attached to your pants? And anyway as mentionned by others.. why didn't you just pick up up to prevent him from doing his business as soon as you saw it drop into the toilet? And if it was a cellphone.. how close did you stand to him?? No wonder it took him 20 minutes to do his business, with you standing so damn close to him! you were intimidating him, poor little guy!