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Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Well hopefully your son learned a lesson. Can't really expect a 6 year old to know what he can and cannot say in a airport.

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:10pm by hailster17

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your son is a dumbass

#7 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:14pm by kayceesaysfyl

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