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Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48067) - you deserved it (4201)

On 03/31/2009 at 11:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Aww that sucks
I'm sure you're pretty!
Kids can be quite bitchy

#2 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:03am by hk

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In times like these, I call up the advice of one of my youth leaders of old: Don't let assholes rent space in your head.

How old were these girls? Because schoolgirls can get REALLY immature when putting others down (to be fair, so can boys). Don't take it personally, they're just looking for a way to boost their own low self-esteem

#4 - On 04/01/2009 at 5:06am by Yayap

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