By Anonymous / Saturday 25 April 2015 22:46 / United States - Bowling Green
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  shessohighh  |  10

I've honestly never seen a newborn baby and thought, "Oh, that baby is so beautiful/cute/etc". Makes me wonder if everyone else is lying when they tell people their babies are beautiful or if I'm just a cold bitch.

By  LoganGillease  |  12

Atleast she looked.


Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML

By ifunnybatman - / Tuesday 22 March 2016 04:03 / United States - Roswell

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

By IronSkye - / Thursday 29 August 2013 10:55 / Romania - Bucharest
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