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Today, I realized why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10 year old son has been peeing on the radiator thinking it was fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25372) - you deserved it (2035)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:17pm - kids - by Amber (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

#2 - On 01/10/2010 at 5:18pm by kate3101

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The first time his little tallywhacker touches the radiator and sizzles, he will stop that habit.

#11 - On 01/10/2010 at 6:10pm by FarSide

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