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Today, I realized why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML


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On 01/10/2010 at 12:17pm - kids - by Amber (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

#2 - On 01/10/2010 at 5:18pm by kate3101

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pee on him/her. that'll show him.

#4 - On 01/10/2010 at 5:19pm by cr4ckb0n3f4n

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