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Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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On 12/08/2009 at 5:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Why would you go into a bathroom with elementary school kids?

And, more importantly, did you catch her and mortally wound her? :)

#1 - On 12/08/2009 at 7:39pm by CircusofValues

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aww thats depressing! i would've punched the little bundle of joy

#2 - On 12/08/2009 at 7:39pm by keywestlov

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