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Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12933) - you deserved it (53981)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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