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Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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hello Jerry Springer!

#1 - On 12/03/2009 at 6:36am by Flargon

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You both sound classy. Thumbs up!

#4 - On 12/03/2009 at 6:39am by papertigers

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