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Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom yelling, "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (15922)

On 11/25/2009 at 2:36am - kids - by n/a - United States

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