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Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom yelling, "Mommy-mommy that lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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On 11/25/2009 at 2:36am - kids - by n/a - United States

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u fart like a guy be proud!!!!!

#2 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:22am by k2cool_87

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YDI for farting in front of children. I hope you're happy intoxicating them with your man-farts.

#4 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:08am by Arkluq

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