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Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (6095)

On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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WOW. Since it was so fucking important (HELLO, JOB), you should punish her by making her live off of the bare minimum for at least a month - NO CELL PHONE AT ALL, basic shitty food, no new clothes, etc.

#3 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:49am by noshitsherlock

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wow. you have a really messed up daughter.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:46am by Simbo

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