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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (141693) - you deserved it (53035)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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