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Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

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You let your kid get a week's worth of detention because you won't admit it was you? Some parent you are. Your kid's gonna be pissed at you, and you deserve all of it.

#2 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:14pm by Aciliveth

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you're a dick.

#3 - On 09/16/2009 at 5:14pm by Bangarang_Rufio

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