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Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54618) - you deserved it (2927)

On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Oh dear. Awkward...
What was your reaction? :3
Hopefully it didn't take long to find the keys. I wouldn't want to be in there for long. Or at all, actually.

#1 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:13pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD

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Should have taken a few pics for blackmail purposes.

#13 - On 09/07/2009 at 7:22pm by fxdxhk90

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