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Today, when my son woke up from his nap, he sleepily reached up. I picked him up and gave him a big hug, and he immediately pushed me away. He wasn't reaching for me, he was reaching for the bag of chips on the table next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (6130)

On 09/01/2009 at 10:17pm - kids - by pinks (woman) - United States

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Om nom nom chips > Women

fo real

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:55am by allmidnighteyes

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I am sorry. He will grow up though and understand that you always just wanted the best for him

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:55am by Fernmelder

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