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By  bexox

If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?

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Look on the brightside, your boyfriend isnt lazy and is also a bitch. This is a rarity in males so count yourself as lucky. Tell him to get into the kitchen and make you a sammich.

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dont be stupid pleb, its obviously her fault for being stupid, she should apologized and make HIM a sandwich, rub his feet, and lose some weight.

So you thought your boyfriend was hugging you, but he wasn't. Do they even HAVE moderators on here anymore?

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I know :( I'm just going to stop reading fml it's just too stupid. And I've put brutal FML's that have messed me up for life. And they were denied . Like waking up to my brother fucking my best friend, On the my bed that I was asleep on. How is that not an FML?

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DUDE I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU. I mean wow who the fuck cares if he was reaching for the remote?? I mean is this tragic , funny, interesting in the slightest way?? Is it worth publishing on the front page of such a popular website. Bitch I hope fucks you in the ass with that remote

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Wow. I know a lot of these aren't truely going to fuck someones life up. It's not like I come here expecting to read "Today, my wife and son died in a car accident. I was in the backseat and lost both my legs. The police have arrested me for murder. FML." But this isn't nearly close to an FML. This is a FABSMLWAA. For A Brief Second My Life Was Almost Awkward. This wouldn't even get accepted on MLIA. Atleast other FML's that arent going to really fuck someones life provide som

By  bexox

If you got that excited over a hug, you need to re-evaluate your relationship. You two don't cuddle or hug? Ever?

So he didn't say, "I'm breaking up with you" or "I hate you" or maybe, "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich or get the fuck out!"...he just said that he was reaching for the remote.. OP I might just kill you tonight..

Pretty meh, but FYL for having a boyfriend who would rather drape himself across you to get something than simply ask you to hand it to him.

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It has nothing to do with 'yuck' or 'politeness.' it's simply that he was reaching for the damn remote.

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