Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
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rebel_yell_tiny 0
LOL, shave it then...
xxorganizedmess 0
Nyeh. A teacher in my school has a unibrow. He didn't care, was one of the student's favourite teachers, and made fun of it himself sometimes. Not that big a deal.
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Comments (111)
rebel_yell_tiny 0
LOL, shave it then...
seanreddog 4
YDI FOR GROWING PUBES ON YUR FACE
AlexZB 0
YDI for having a unibrow and not noticing it earlier
trollin_fo_andre 0
YDI for being a Mcpoyle twin. Its always sunny!
mydgmax 0
ydi for being bernie's friend. :)
xXCherrryBombXx 6
you never ever shave your face if you're a girl, and never your eyebrows even if you're a guy.. pluck or wax that.
thevelociraptor 31
I'm just commenting to emphasize that you should never shave your eyebrows. Like #106 said: pluck or wax. If you shave you will regret it. Happy pulling :)
Hannah_fml 0
aha that's great. i should say that to my little sister
screwtaylor 0
Unibrows are so ******* attractive. I bet so many guys want to **** you huh, OP?
no1askdu 5
i agree who doesnt like someone with a unibrow...
wooowthanks 0
More than you sweetheart(:
redbluegreen 41
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wax them. Now. I hate how some people are either in denial about their uni brow, or know, and don't do anything about it. It just creeps me out. Like girls with black chin hair.
singer0421 32
I'm sorry, you hate people for their appearances? Why is this getting so thumbed up; it's completely rude and unnecessary.
Ranoona 0
wow. Just pluck it.
xxorganizedmess 0
Nyeh. A teacher in my school has a unibrow. He didn't care, was one of the student's favourite teachers, and made fun of it himself sometimes. Not that big a deal.
ledandelion 0
Yeah, but when it's a girl- which the OP is- it's a little different. I know, it sucks.
darren824 0
ya same. but its so noticeable
crazy_cat_lady24 0
You should be happy he told you. Just grab some tweezers right know and pluck the shit out of that hairy brow!
skierguy 0
You deserve it for not knowing what tweezers are. Seriously, people like you drive me crazy. It would take 10 minutes and you would look infinitely better.
amiotica 2
if her bortgher was sitting next to her on the couch than he wuld have been looking at her sideways... there would have been the illusion that there was a unibrow but it was really the vellous hair inbetween the brows and the shadow making it look like a uni brow... when you look at most people sideways you can see this... i definetely dont have a unibrow but looking at me sideways it looks like it.. it also depends on their background and skin colour... so stop bitching at this girl about wax and shit...
itschris 0
hahahaha lOl thats hilarious come on new even guys now-a-days do their eyebrows my mom uncle made me do them for prom.
seanreddog 4
I wish I had a mom uncle...
mhmmhmgood 0
hahhaa #22
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Lmfao
JukeboxBunny 0
Your mom uncle?
aussiegirlsydney 0
My bf waxes his brow and I am very GLAD he does. I think anyone who gets that should get rid of it if they feel uncomfortable about it, because it is quite simple!! DO IT NOW!!
rafaelaugusto94 0
lOl