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Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38330) - you deserved it (5178)

On 08/22/2009 at 2:29am - kids - by NoCookForYou (man) - United States (New York)

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And to think he'll probably talk to his wife like that someday, sigh...

#1 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:26am by Maddoctor

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Soooo you let your son cus, and you expect him not to talk to you like that? YDI

#6 - On 08/22/2009 at 11:30am by Serix

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