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Today, my little 7 and 6 year old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35145) - you deserved it (2480)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:01am - kids - by BadMurderer (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

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Kids always tell the truth

#1 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:07am by ALittleBitCrazy

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They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is fucked by the opinion of a 6 year old

#6 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:12am by NGM_47

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