Kids: Thanks kids

Thanks kids

By BadMurderer - 31/07/2009 04:01 - Mexico

Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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You deserved it 3 861

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 997

You deserved it 2 113

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 237

You deserved it 3 073

By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 821

You deserved it 3 238

Looks to Die For...

By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 156

You deserved it 891

By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 610

You deserved it 4 130

By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 248

You deserved it 4 021

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 012

You deserved it 3 968

They hated her because she spoke the truth

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 06:01

Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML

I agree, your life sucks 770

You deserved it 105

By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 957

You deserved it 825

Cropped Out

By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 931

You deserved it 272

ALittleBitCrazy 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:07

Kids always tell the truth

NGM_47 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:12

They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:08

Ohshit--

Heathie 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:55

fase lift tiem!

circle_0f_1ove 0

Friday 31 July 2009 19:38

lol this is so funny, even though its not an FML, thanks for posting it! and dont listen to the kids: go buy a plastic machete and some ketchup and ur set...

_Akward_ 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:15

You should have started laughing, and making it more and more menacing, put a hand in your pocket and walk towards them. FYL, but I have to admit, I'm favoriting that one.

Theos_fml 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:23

Notice how it's worded : "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer" Basically, that makes her better.

xxKatieegurlxx 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:40

okay wats with ppl submiting fml's about not being pretty? itz 1 lil kid whodznt lyke the way you look okay it's not the end of the world

in_wonderland 1

Friday 31 July 2009 20:49

ahhahahahaahahaha

o0ginger0o 7

Friday 31 July 2009 20:54

Don't worry, someday they'll love you and they'll be old enough that you can joke with them about that story, just as long as you don't murder them first.

sexymessy 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:18

For those of you who haven't notice they changed the I agree your life is ****** to I agree your life sucks,maybe because "****" is a stronger word and people are bashing all these fmls saying " Your life is not ****** get over it"...If your not happy with the fml after you read it move on why waste your time whining on the comment board...To the OP kids do tend to say things not knowing the power of their words,also she must have heard that from somewhere,but that does suck!