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Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year old daughter to see what she thought of the microwave. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9443) - you deserved it (85232)

On 07/25/2009 at 7:30am - kids - by BlueBaby123 (woman) - United States (New York)

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So there was a protective cover on your microwave and you didn't realize. Yes, your life is really difficult. Oh how you suffer.

#2 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:36pm by littlerock

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Are you smarter than a 5th grader? I think not...

#4 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:41pm by Moviefreak321

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