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Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

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Your daughter is not smart. FYL.
By 11, she should know that is fake. Plus, how could it be real if owls didn't bring it?

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:04am by pleasetryagain

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Bad idea. It's every kid's dream to find out Hogwarts is real...and to give her that dream just to tell her it's all fake? Common sense, my friend. YDI.

#4 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:05am by Sugar_Celebi

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