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Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22240) - you deserved it (62858)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

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