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Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37859) - you deserved it (2913)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

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I love how most Christians hate divorce, and gays. They don't want people who are in love to be together but feel that divorce is not an option because you should stay in love no matter what. What if one of you is cheating or beating the other? I'm not saying that same-sex marriage wouldn't have any problems, but, love is love.
FYL for having an inconsiderate boyfriend who dates you just for sex. Make sure you at least get child support so you're not struggling too badly.

#58 - On 07/08/2009 at 12:29pm by beaandbunny05

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if his friends' parents listen to a 9 year old, then they must be pretty stupid

#4 - On 07/08/2009 at 6:13am by thugbert

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