Kids: Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that...

By campmom - 08/07/2009 05:02

Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

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Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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formosus 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:22

Tell your friends you went golfing. Foursome is a very common golfing term.

whenskiesare_gre 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 12:15

Thats just ****** up. People shouldn't tell little kids shit like that.

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hogermite 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:33

you failed at marriage. if the dad was abusive or cheating, the kid is ******. brain gets hard-wired that young from trauma. if the dad wasn't cheating, kid is still ****** for being raised in a broken home and that's not even considering the other douche-bags the wife will bring home who'll be just as bad as the first husband.I wish the kid was a girl, so we could count on her growing up to be a stripper. now it's just gonna be a felon or a gang-banger. fyl.

mish01 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:15

What the hell is wrong with you?

snowby2 15

Thursday 10 October 2013 23:11

That is not true what-so-ever. My parents got divorced when I was less than 1 and my oldest brother was about 4. Now my brother is off at college and going to get his masters degree in engineering. I also plan to go into engineering and am currently in the top 10% of my class. So screw your logic.

Isabella123 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:47

I work at a kids camp, things like that should not happen. Complain to the director of the camps.

awesome_is_me 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:23

report his ass! hell, you might even get on the news if you play the cards right.

mxer53 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:33

haha sucks but im sure one day youll laugh your ass off at it and so will ur kid when he realizes what it really means

iLoveOliverSykes 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:24

Haha that sucks.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:56

Well, the counselor WAS right... That's hilarious x)

Drakanaa 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:18

You could sue or get that counselor fired. "Defamation of character" sound familiar?

membersonly 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:58

Oh christ, are you joking? A foursome does not make you a freak. Molesting a child makes you a freak. Jesus.

theoffkid 0

Friday 10 July 2009 10:05

I totally agree.

thecuteness97 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 3:41

i agree # 97 - so what if u want to have sex with multiple people. atleast u arent touching some innocent child to get aroused :) (i'd never have a 4some)

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Friday 10 July 2009 6:05

Well excuse me for having a good laugh! Sheesh, if you reacted like this to my foursome prank, I'd hate to see how you'd react to the little girl who I told "fingering" meant constipated...