Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27061) - you totally deserved it (6903)
On 06/29/2009 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
You posted over half an hour after the first poster. How can you not see that you clearly posted second? You fail epically.
#13 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:16pm by fuckyourdogslife
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Well by shear probability one can assume she's probably overweight and hideous (considering she's been married for 8+ years and has a kid... she probably "let herself go" awhile ago).
Even if she was attractive (lol right), she'd still be a disgusting tramp for even having those. YDI
How does having sexy lingery make you a tramp? Especially when you have them for your husband? Do you live in Saudi-Arabia or something?
#70 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:32am by crazy_cat_lady24
#8, you're stupid. You wouldn't believe some of the things my girlfriend and I have bought for each other, and we're just dating. We already have a bunch of stuff lined up for after we get married. Owning slightly kinky lingerie doesn't make you a tramp. What you do while wearing them makes you a tramp.
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11th!!!
#11 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:55pm by coheedandcambria
Use your imagination - just a little bit. Don't want to overload it since I'll bet it's quite small.
#29 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:36pm by philosopher
I'm 12 and I know what they are and are used for.
Retard.
#89 - On 12/21/2009 at 8:22pm by ATwistedUpFrown
lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room
#17 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:25pm by Nightfallz
If those kids went into your drawer and got those out, that's when I would spank the 8 year old and ground him. FYL.
That sounds reminiscent of my life. My dog's name is Baxter and always finds my panties.
#28 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:32pm by kennadeath
Is someone going to please answer the question of what crotchless panties are for?
Might as well not where underwear??
I don't get it. =/
#30 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:39pm by lilcuti3pi389
- Easy access to the good parts
- Decoration, curb appeal, visual aesthetics
- Some people like some or all their clothes on during sex
Some of you need to either get out more, do -something- more with your partner, or just sit at your computer and google. (I highly recommend the first two.) *facepalm*
#33 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:49pm by philosopher
There just doesn't seem to be a point in crotchless underwear though. Why not just not wear underwear at all? It's silly, in my opinion.
#48 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:47pm by sheheartsthings
#48: Lingerie is meant to be evocative and sensual in order to turn both yourself and your partner on. If everyone wanted to just jump straight to sex, there'd be no such thing as foreplay.
#53 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:05pm by Aulo
Why wear underwear at all?
First, they are sexy. Having your ass covered, and the beav on display is quite erotic. Especially if your lady lifts her dress up and flashes you.
There is still mystery when wearing crotchless panties. No mystery to going commando. It's what you can't see and can see that is stirring.
My wife used to wear them often, until her ben-wah's fell on the floor one time.
What is your son doing in your panty drawer? If it was out in the open, YDI, but otherwise that kid needs to be told to stay out of people's private stuff.
The worse thing is that now you may have to burn those since they've been on your dog.
#31 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:41pm by philosopher
WTF? Who wears crotchless panties?
Ahaha she's a super freak xD
#34 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:51pm by DangerousBabee
So you have to be a super freak in order to enjoy lingerie? Good to know.
#51 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:46pm by Aulo
Seriously, ilu and your son. At least he's being... creative? On the flip side of this, I would try explaining to him that it is inconsiderate to rummage through mommy's drawers.
But I heart how all the prudes come out with, "Augh! Crotchless panties! How sick/gross/nasty/contemptible.". Sheesh, grow up.
#35 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:04pm by absurdliaisons
Well at least your son didn't put them on his face...I hope they were clean!
#36 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:11pm by greggsansone
i dont get thee point of them. why not just not where underwear
#39 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm by dancin303
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So, he found your ruined underwear and put them on the dog. They were ruined and useless anyways.
Crotchless panties...?
Hmm... I don't think I wanna know
#42 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:22pm by Avenging_Angel
Wow, I am amazed at how many people here don't know what crotchless panties are or what the point is.
You guys must have really boring sex lives. I'm sorry.
I know. I am just picturing them on the dog with his tail sticking out.
Pretty funny mental picture lol
#73 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:28am by kittycat99
I am from Connecticut like the OP and we are very kinky up here...*´¨)
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Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman.
#54 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:06pm by anniebananie
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Whore
#58 - On 06/29/2009 at 9:15pm by onestarrock23
1st of all, you rock for having a spicy sex life, go you :) ... but, maybe you need to have a little chat with your kids about personal space... though i have to admit, it was kind of cute :)
#59 - On 06/29/2009 at 10:10pm by Just_Effed_Up
Anyone as turned on as I am right now ;) call me at 3069342763
#67 - On 06/30/2009 at 1:06am by quadracer111
and Baxter says
" Im a Lucky Dog ". " Im a Lucky Dog "
" Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog "
" Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog "
" Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog "
I'm sure your boss thought it was hilarious unless he has a stick shoved up his ass.
#77 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:41pm by dramakat11
hopefully, your boss is one of the clueless ones who thinks the panties are made specifically for dogs.
The fact that half of you don't know what crotchless panties are... is very sad.
#80 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:40am by Thesexywhale
The purpose of a pair of panties is to cover your crotch and absorb sweat. I will never understand "crotchless panties." It's like buying some "lensless glasses." >_>
#81 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:07pm by starburst_boy
#81 is full of win. If the purpose of "crotchless panties" is to keep people from wanting to "just jump straight to sex," as #53 insinuates... well, I can't help but think that a panty minus the crotch doesn't provide much of a barrier to doing exactly that.
That made me laugh so hard that my sides hurt. Mental image FTW. XD
#84 - On 07/18/2009 at 8:44am by ScreamToday
