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Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks (27061) - you totally deserved it (6903)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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That sucks... Hope you and your boss are still cool.

#1 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:25am by TheRoflMonster

I can think of a reason.

#20 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:46pm by Toas7

#11
.............

#27 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:18pm by akiro525

Regardless of your boss...

At least Baxter is cool.

#62 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:00am by FarSide

Acctually I'm first! Cool

#2 - On 06/29/2009 at 8:02am by nappacabbage

You posted over half an hour after the first poster. How can you not see that you clearly posted second? You fail epically.

#13 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:16pm by fuckyourdogslife

you kids are going to have screwed up relationships and need therapy.

#3 - On 06/29/2009 at 9:00am by onepctech

stfu

#86 - On 08/29/2009 at 6:35pm by AnaMaree

You know why YDI?
Because you bought crotchless panties. That just screams disease filled cootch

#4 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:26pm by Ughsucks

Lol, did the dog look good in them?

#5 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:30pm by mijzelffan

Probably a hell of a lot better than she did.

#6 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:31pm by Ughsucks

Do you know her?

#7 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:34pm by lmmmr

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Well by shear probability one can assume she's probably overweight and hideous (considering she's been married for 8+ years and has a kid... she probably "let herself go" awhile ago).

Even if she was attractive (lol right), she'd still be a disgusting tramp for even having those. YDI

#8 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:39pm by Ughsucks

How does having sexy lingery make you a tramp? Especially when you have them for your husband? Do you live in Saudi-Arabia or something?

#70 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:32am by crazy_cat_lady24

#8, you're stupid. You wouldn't believe some of the things my girlfriend and I have bought for each other, and we're just dating. We already have a bunch of stuff lined up for after we get married. Owning slightly kinky lingerie doesn't make you a tramp. What you do while wearing them makes you a tramp.

#87 - On 10/01/2009 at 7:39pm by Kofu

That's fun for your boss.
Maybe he'll get some action

#10 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:51pm by soccerboy101

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11th!!!

#11 - On 06/29/2009 at 12:55pm by coheedandcambria

11th? youre celebrating that why?

#21 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:47pm by fyourlife33

Its like being first...twice.

#46 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:33pm by CherubInPants

Hey, celebrating something it's cool, like a parody but you really like it!

#72 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:14am by Mwoehaha

what does one use crotchless panties for?

#14 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:13pm by stinkybutt

Use your imagination - just a little bit. Don't want to overload it since I'll bet it's quite small.

#29 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:36pm by philosopher

I'm 12 and I know what they are and are used for.
Retard.

#89 - On 12/21/2009 at 8:22pm by ATwistedUpFrown

lmao at #89

#91 - On 02/06/2010 at 2:06am by sum1savemeh

lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room

#17 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:25pm by Nightfallz

awww that's too bad.

#18 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:32pm by lullabyy

FYL if they are huge.
not so bad if they are cute.

#23 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:49pm by bzlnv8

If those kids went into your drawer and got those out, that's when I would spank the 8 year old and ground him. FYL.

#24 - On 06/29/2009 at 1:54pm by Shmoopie4

That sounds reminiscent of my life. My dog's name is Baxter and always finds my panties.

#28 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:32pm by kennadeath

Is someone going to please answer the question of what crotchless panties are for?

Might as well not where underwear??

I don't get it. =/

#30 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:39pm by lilcuti3pi389

- Easy access to the good parts
- Decoration, curb appeal, visual aesthetics
- Some people like some or all their clothes on during sex

Some of you need to either get out more, do -something- more with your partner, or just sit at your computer and google. (I highly recommend the first two.) *facepalm*

#33 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:49pm by philosopher

@ #33, comment full of win!

#41 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:19pm by Rene2shae

fuck yeah #33!

#45 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:27pm by jnic

There just doesn't seem to be a point in crotchless underwear though. Why not just not wear underwear at all? It's silly, in my opinion.

#48 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:47pm by sheheartsthings

#48: Lingerie is meant to be evocative and sensual in order to turn both yourself and your partner on. If everyone wanted to just jump straight to sex, there'd be no such thing as foreplay.

#53 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:05pm by Aulo

Why wear underwear at all?

First, they are sexy. Having your ass covered, and the beav on display is quite erotic. Especially if your lady lifts her dress up and flashes you.

There is still mystery when wearing crotchless panties. No mystery to going commando. It's what you can't see and can see that is stirring.

My wife used to wear them often, until her ben-wah's fell on the floor one time.

#64 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:15am by FarSide

What is your son doing in your panty drawer? If it was out in the open, YDI, but otherwise that kid needs to be told to stay out of people's private stuff.

The worse thing is that now you may have to burn those since they've been on your dog.

#31 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:41pm by philosopher

This is hilarious!

#32 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:42pm by Rok

WTF? Who wears crotchless panties?
Ahaha she's a super freak xD

#34 - On 06/29/2009 at 2:51pm by DangerousBabee

So you have to be a super freak in order to enjoy lingerie? Good to know.

#51 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:46pm by Aulo

Seriously, ilu and your son. At least he's being... creative? On the flip side of this, I would try explaining to him that it is inconsiderate to rummage through mommy's drawers.

But I heart how all the prudes come out with, "Augh! Crotchless panties! How sick/gross/nasty/contemptible.". Sheesh, grow up.

#35 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:04pm by absurdliaisons

Well at least your son didn't put them on his face...I hope they were clean!

#36 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:11pm by greggsansone

...on a side note, why would you have crotchless panties?

#37 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:14pm by dan81892

i dont get thee point of them. why not just not where underwear

#39 - On 06/29/2009 at 3:52pm by dancin303

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So, he found your ruined underwear and put them on the dog. They were ruined and useless anyways.

#40 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:11pm by alex_vik

I think they were crotchless on purpose lol

#43 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:23pm by LavaMonster

Crotchless panties...? 

Hmm... I don't think I wanna know

#42 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:22pm by Avenging_Angel

now your boss REALLY wants to give him a blumpkin

#44 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:25pm by Colby_Colbert

Wow, I am amazed at how many people here don't know what crotchless panties are or what the point is.

You guys must have really boring sex lives. I'm sorry.

#47 - On 06/29/2009 at 4:42pm by jnic

LOL That's one of the funniest things I've read on here

#49 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:07pm by kittycat99

They are sexier than thongs.

#65 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:17am by FarSide

I know. I am just picturing them on the dog with his tail sticking out.
Pretty funny mental picture lol

#73 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:28am by kittycat99

I am from Connecticut like the OP and we are very kinky up here...*´¨)
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#50 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:40pm by Calaura9

I am from Connecticut like the OP and we are very kinky up here...*´¨)
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#52 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:46pm by Calaura9

Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman.

#54 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:06pm by anniebananie

This burrito is delicious but it is filling.

#71 - On 06/30/2009 at 5:54am by Pedestrian

Why are panties so easy for little kids to find?

#57 - On 06/29/2009 at 7:53pm by XxphantomxX

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Whore

#58 - On 06/29/2009 at 9:15pm by onestarrock23

1st of all, you rock for having a spicy sex life, go you :) ... but, maybe you need to have a little chat with your kids about personal space... though i have to admit, it was kind of cute :)

#59 - On 06/29/2009 at 10:10pm by Just_Effed_Up

Sexy panties haha

#61 - On 06/29/2009 at 11:03pm by fmlreader1

Regardless of your boss...

At least Baxter is cool.

#63 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:04am by FarSide

oh wow

#66 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:59am by EcGyMz

Anyone as turned on as I am right now ;) call me at 3069342763

#67 - On 06/30/2009 at 1:06am by quadracer111

oh man. oh man. good luck.

#68 - On 06/30/2009 at 1:08am by SKYblue

Hide them better. That's funny though.

#69 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:27am by FoundManyLemons

Lol epic!

#74 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:46am by Manny_B92

sexy :)

#75 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:33am by spamme

and Baxter says

" Im a Lucky Dog ". " Im a Lucky Dog "
" Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog "
" Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog "
" Im a Lucky Dog "" Im a Lucky Dog "

#76 - On 06/30/2009 at 11:00am by wikifoo

I'm sure your boss thought it was hilarious unless he has a stick shoved up his ass.

#77 - On 06/30/2009 at 12:41pm by dramakat11

hopefully, your boss is one of the clueless ones who thinks the panties are made specifically for dogs.

#78 - On 06/30/2009 at 4:07pm by henri

WHAT THE F?!?!?!?!?

#79 - On 06/30/2009 at 7:38pm by pebblesmonkey

The fact that half of you don't know what crotchless panties are... is very sad.

#80 - On 07/01/2009 at 12:40am by Thesexywhale

The purpose of a pair of panties is to cover your crotch and absorb sweat. I will never understand "crotchless panties." It's like buying some "lensless glasses." >_>

#81 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:07pm by starburst_boy

#81 is full of win. If the purpose of "crotchless panties" is to keep people from wanting to "just jump straight to sex," as #53 insinuates... well, I can't help but think that a panty minus the crotch doesn't provide much of a barrier to doing exactly that.

#82 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:46am by Diosjenin

lol, good comparison!

#88 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:08pm by Trebie

36 explains good

#83 - On 07/10/2009 at 6:41pm by martymcfly12

That made me laugh so hard that my sides hurt. Mental image FTW. XD

#84 - On 07/18/2009 at 8:44am by ScreamToday

XD @ 46

and wow...lol!!!

#85 - On 07/25/2009 at 10:59pm by rakhil11

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