Kids: Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2022 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got home to find a pair of my dirty underwear (that were in the dirty clothes basket) in the middle of the living room. I must be delicious, because my dog was licking them. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By blacktyaffair - 09/11/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 18:39 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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mijzelffan 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:30

Lol, did the dog look good in them?

Nightfallz 0

Monday 29 June 2009 19:25

lol YDI. hide your sex toys better or don't let kids in your room

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dramakat11 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 18:41

I'm sure your boss thought it was hilarious unless he has a stick shoved up his ass.

henri_fml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:07

hopefully, your boss is one of the clueless ones who thinks the panties are made specifically for dogs.

Thesexywhale 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:40

The fact that half of you don't know what crotchless panties are... is very sad.

starburst_boy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:07

The purpose of a pair of panties is to cover your crotch and absorb sweat. I will never understand "crotchless panties." It's like buying some "lensless glasses." >_>

Diosjenin 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:46

#81 is full of win. If the purpose of "crotchless panties" is to keep people from wanting to "just jump straight to sex," as #53 insinuates... well, I can't help but think that a panty minus the crotch doesn't provide much of a barrier to doing exactly that.