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Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:18am - kids - by failbaby (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.

#1 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:05am by Aelaena

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You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.

#8 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:10am by redbluegreen

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