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Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
You should have looked inside because if there really was a baby I would have went straight in, not wait for the cops.
You should've checked mate, but your heart's in the right place. I think. If it was a real baby, it could've died between the time you heard it and the time the police came in.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015